Friday, July 7, 2006

Excuses, Excuses, Excuses

Okay...I'm on a massive writing deadline. I have to have 20,000 words written by Tuesday. I'm at 8,592. You do the math (I'm not good at it so if someone figures it out, let me know how many words I have to write each day) The drinking season starts today. I have to pack for my vacation on Tuesday. I had to write a blog for LSB (it's all about eye candy...pathetic...but there you have it) where I'm at today also. Look people...I'm tired. So here...entertain yourselves with another beer commercial.

21 comments:

Paige Burns said...

And what eye candy it is, especially the last guy! Double yumm! ;)

Jenna Howard said...

I know! That last one...growf.

Sherrill Quinn said...

Good luck with the deadline, hon. And thanks for the eye candy over at LSB! :)

Shamrock7 said...

OOOHHHH! He dropped it! dammit!

Jenna Howard said...

It's a yeehaw day, Sherrill. The parade starts up soon and it'll be chaos downtown. I, however, am at work. *pout*

Yes and now he has to walk 500 miles to get some more, Shamrock. I love the Molson commercials. They entertain me so. Sigh - haven't found a suitable skirt for the barbecue tonight. It's driving me nuuuuuts! Harrumph.

Shamrock7 said...

my thoughts are on a skimpy demin number. Just my opinion though.

Jenna Howard said...

I'm trying to find one. I'm a trying!

Jenna Howard said...

Whoo-hoo! I may have found a skirt! 2 more hours and then I can hit the mall!

brian said...

Have a great weekend and vacation Jenna. You deserve a break.
BTW- I meant every word that I said in the park yesterday. You are a great writer.

Jenna Howard said...

Aww -scrubs ground with toes- thanks Brian!

The Phoenix said...

I've never seen a cowboy with hairy man-boob before.

I don't know anyone that would walk one foot for Molson. Yuck!

Jenna Howard said...

You're a brave man to go check out eye candy, Phoenix. Very, very brave.

Shh, this is a secret: I don't drink beer. Yuck indeed.

Paige Burns said...

The video wasn't working last night but OMG! That's hysterical!

Jenna Howard said...

I know those two "singers" were in another Molson's commercial but I can't remember what song they sang. It was a few years ago. Sigh. I can't even remember what I had for lunch yesterday.

Chandra Knight said...

I can soooo relate to overwork and fatigue, Jenna! I'm about to collapse into a puddle on the floor. *gurgle woosh* Thank GODDESS it's the weekend!! Mercury is in retrograde until July 29th, and I've been told this is the time for introspection and meditation, not left-brain work. Hmmm...is NOW a good time to take three weeks off and go sit on a mountain top?? If it was in Ireland...definitely!

Candace said...

Holy crap, you got some writing to do!!!


I've been loving those Vampire books you recommended. Dh stole #2 out from under me, and then emailed the author after reading them. She emailed back. Very cool. :-)

Jenna Howard said...

Chandra! *k-kish!* (cracks whip) get to work! Do you not have a deadline looming?

Yes, I do have writing to do, Candace. Am I doing it? AM I?!?! No.

Never made it to the barbecue. Sat on a patio and got looped on bellini's then went shopping. I have a sunburn on one shoulder. Just one. Crap. Never did find that wee little skirt. Crap. We are now in my living room...drinking. I'm using a powerbook.

Ooooh sexeeee powerbook. Silvery so bloody silvery.

Doug said...

I cracked it! Make "Booby" every third word. Then you're halfway there!

Jenna Howard said...

Hee-hee. Doug said "booby".

Chandra Knight said...

Ouch! Jenna, you're being influenced by those evil taskmasters of yours!

I don't wanna write! I don't!!

Oh yeah... there is that little matter of a deadline...why do I keep DOING that to myself??

To top the day off my desktop monitor crapped out...grrrrrrrrr. Only a year and a half old, and they want me to ship it to CALIFORNIA for repair. Uh huh, from Northern Ontario... I. Don't. Think. So. I can buy a new one cheaper!

Off to bitch, whine and moan some more. Goddamn Mercury!! Did you know that planet rules electronics? Beware of Mercury!

ozfsuqhv - there's GOTTA be a juicy curse word in there somewhere...

Jenna Howard said...

Yeah...just buy a new monitor. Why is it that monitors crap out so easily? Ooohh you can get one of those flat ones. Sssssexxeeee.

I suppose this is a brief respite from you writing. *narrows eyes* brief.